Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, July 10, 2011

If You Are an Owner of Haynes Management in Wellesley, MA,
Here Is a Wish For You:

May you die soon, painfully and often. May you suffer through indictments and prison terms for fraud before you die.

This is why:
Massachusetts accountant Carl Sorabella had every reason to believe that his employer would grant his request for a more flexible schedule so that he could assist his wife, who had just been diagnosed with Stage IV lung cancer and given only months to live. After all, he'd been with Haynes Management in Wellesley, for 13 years, and had just been given a raise in November.
He was wrong in thinking that his employer would be sympathetic. They fired him on the spot.

This is evil conduct of the kind that would have Chainsaw Al saying: "C'mon, you gotta be kidding."

If you do business with Haynes Management, may you come down with a bad case of gout. If you have retained Haynes Management as your accounting firm, may you be plagued with visits from the IRS and the MA Dept. of Revenue.

Update: Check the comments for the official statement by the heartless weasels and for contact information for said weasels.

(H/T)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Me thinks an ADA law has been violated...especially because the wife was already considered 'disabled' in some context.

I hope it is painful for the employer in the end (which ever one...).

Stewart Dean said...

Your can send the management love notes!
They are all listed here...but in case they pull the page:

G. Arnold Haynes, President
gahaynes@haynesmanagement.com
Mary R. Butler, Vice President / Treasurer
mbutler@haynesmanagement.com

And you can demoralize the others in office leasing contacts:
Leasing

Vida A. Doyle
vida@haynesmanagement.com

Dianne M. Dallmeyer
ddallmeyer@haynesmanagement.com

Chad W. Bradley
cbradley@haynesmanagement.com

Stewart Dean said...

Their official weasel words:
http://www.milforddailynews.com/archive/x898071130/Haynes-Management-Inc-statement

Comrade Misfit said...

SandPine, I hope that Mr. Sorabella is talking to a good attorney. It would be fun to torment the management of his former employer with motions and depositions.

said...

The razor blade of like, yep...that's just about it.