Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 11, 2010

If I Had a Lot of Money

I would rent a prominent billboard in Topeka, KS and put up a simple message: "God Hates the Westboro Baptist Church."

This is why. And this. And this.

Anyone who wants to run with the concept, please do so.

7 comments:

Lockwood said...

Yeah, I've been thinking of a post along similar lines, for similar reasons. My thoughts have not been so tidy, though.

tom said...

Ah yes the Westboro hatefull cretins, well I read that 300 folk showed up to block the Westboro dicks from being viewed by the mourners, and the town apparently kept them 2 city blocks from the Church.
Still it was funny reading how the folks in McAllister OK slashed their tires...
Hatred is all they peddle

Anonymous said...

I note they get more hateful all the time...their pissed reaction to Oklahoma being a good example. They are going to keep it up until some mourning parent just loses it and beats one of them to death. And I wonder if the perpetrator won't get off under a mental duress/emotional distress defense of some sort.

Comrade Misfit said...

They are going to keep it up until some mourning parent just loses it and beats one of them to death. And I wonder if the perpetrator won't get off under a mental duress/emotional distress defense of some sort.

The perp would get off on a "Toyota defense" if I were on that jury.

(The Toyota defense is "he asked for it, he got it.")

dinthebeast said...

How do you suppose they would be dealt with if they were threatening to protest at, say, Dick Cheney's funeral?

-Doug in Oakland

Eck! said...

They are example of the defective christian talaban. Why have they been declared a threat like other radical or cultist groups?



Eck!

Comrade Misfit said...

dinthebest, those protesters will be confined to "First Amendment Zones" in the next time zone.

Eck, surely you jest. Even when the IRA was blowing up civilians, they had their defenders in Congress, including Rep. King (NY). There has been very little coverage of that recent nutjob out in California who turned his house into a bomb factory, but if he had been a Muslim, we'd have been told his high school locker combination by now.