Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Hurrah for Incompetence, Ineptitude, Inexperience, Idiocy and/or Infiltration

Some clown or clowns planted a car bomb in Times Square that failed to detonate. The cops are looking for a white dude in his 40s.

The bomber(s) swapped out license plates, removed at least one of the VIN tags, but made a bomb that failed to blow. Any number of reasons, including those listed in the title to this post, could explain why that was so.

As to who that white dude was, time will tell. He'll be found.

5 comments:

Lockwood said...

Did you see the photo the NYT chose to accompany its report?
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/02/nyregion/02timessquare.html
I L'd MAO. Yahoo!

deadstick said...

Must have learned explosives technology from the Shoe and Underwear Bombers...

Comrade Misfit said...

People forget that McVeigh and Nichols detonated a smaller test bomb before they blew up the Murrah Building.

This clown might not have tried to test the design. Either he didn't think of it or he didn't have access to an area that was remote enough to be able to carry out a test.

Allan S said...

Some sharp wit at CNN or Fox news will ignore the actual fact and air the "What If..." scenarios. Wait and see. It should like this;

"What if a Muslim bleached his skin and...." or this;

"After years of researching and a Muslim sanctioned genetic breeding program, the firt white muslim terrorist parked a....."
Just saying...Allan

Comrade Misfit said...

Or if they imported some dudes from Bosnia, Albania or Chechnya. Or if the guy is a convert like that asswipe who threatened South Park.