Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

The Sanctity of Marriage

Once again, the "marriage is a blessed sacrament" does not apply to prominent Republicans.

I have no problems with couples divorcing. I'd rather see them end marriages through the legal system, rather than with alternative methods such as golf clubs and wood-chippers. I've known couples who proclaimed that they'd be married forever and that "divorce is against G-d's laws", only to avail themselves of a divorce when their marriages soured.

But it gripes me to see the "pro-marriage" crowd so accepting of terminating their own marriages, even as they try to make divorces harder to get.

And then there is the whole "we think marriage is a sacrament, we'll divorce whenever it suits us, but you frakking faggots can't get married" hypocrisy.

1 comment:

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