Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Dump Daschle; Pt. 2

"When I feel the heat, I see the light." -- Sen. Everett Dirksen

Tom Daschle has asked that his nomination to be Secretary of HHS be withdrawn.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Killefer, the leading pick for "Chief Performance Officer," is out due to tax issues, as well.

Plus, we have a tax cheat heading up Treasury now. Hooray.

Do any of our God damned politicians actually pay their fucking taxes? They certainly make sure they collect every thin dime of our money that they can -- at gunpoint, when necessary.

All politicians are lower than dung beetles, and just as fragrant.

Comrade Misfit said...

I am not inclined to disagree with you.

Unknown said...

YaY!!! Tommy is gone...and so are his ties to Big Pharma and the Insurance industry.

Who is vetting these guys, McCain's people? ;p

Comrade Misfit said...

Who is vetting these guys, McCain's people?

You have to wonder if the Obama Administration hired the same guy who did such a bang-up job on vetting Palin.

BadTux said...

Although you must admit that the tax code is pretty damned opaque at times, and that many of us must rely on our employer to properly report and withhold our income because it's otherwise just undoable. For example, looking at my pay stub I find that because my employer-provided life insurance benefit is higher than some arbitrary federal cut-off, I am being taxed on part -- but *only* part -- of the cost of the life insurance benefit. Now, how the hell would I calculate that on my own? No way in hell, I would have just accepted the benefit thinking that it was all tax-deductible, and been unpleasantly surprised years later to find out that, well, no it wasn't.

The tax code is full of bullshit like that. So I wasn't particularly upset by Dasshole getting caught up in the tax code. I was against him for a different reason -- because he was an incompetent Senate leader who rolled over for Rethugs even worse than Harry Reid, and there was no reason to think he had gotten any more competent in the meantime. That, and his ties to Big Pharma and the insurance industry... what other reasons do we need to shoot him down and put him out of our misery?

- Badtux the Taxed Penguin

Anonymous said...

I'd like to see them throw Howard Dean in there. He's a doc; he gives a shit about the People.

I'm still a bit bitter that he didn't get the nod in '04.

Comrade Misfit said...

Cp, you're not the only one by far who want to see Dean in there. I think Obama shafted Dean by the way Dean was replaced at the DNC, but I have no doubt that Rahm Emanuel's fingerprints were on that shiv.