Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, January 8, 2009

"We Promise That This OS Won't Be the Turkey That Vista Is!"

That seems to be the sub-text of MicroSpooge's presentation of Winders 7.

Yeah, yeah. I've heard it all before.

Get back to me in 2012 or so. I've had to work with one computer with Vista and it is maddening. XP and `00 Pro are tolerable, now. I know people who still run `98 SE and NT 4, at least those who haven't switched to a Mac or some variant of Linux.

UPDATE: "Microsoft has sold 180 million copies of Vista." I'll bet your ever-loving ass that includes all of the copies of Vista that the installers/customers immediately downgraded to XP.
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