Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Product Endorsement (Unpaid)

YakTrax.


When it is icy out, these things are the best. They really work. List price is $20, higher for the professional model. The street price is a bit lower, depending on how good a shopper you may be.

Only thing is that when you go inside, especially if you go into a building with tiled or marble floor, you will fall on your ass if you don't take them off your shoes.

3 comments:

Fixer said...

... you will fall on your ass if you don't take them off your shoes.

Learn from experience? Heh ...

Comrade Misfit said...

Second-hand experience, the best kind to have.

lisahgolden said...

Those look great. I remember being hugely pregnant with my first kid and just a little paranoid about falling in the icy Chicago winters. I would have loved something like that.