Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Product Endorsement (Unpaid)

YakTrax.


When it is icy out, these things are the best. They really work. List price is $20, higher for the professional model. The street price is a bit lower, depending on how good a shopper you may be.

Only thing is that when you go inside, especially if you go into a building with tiled or marble floor, you will fall on your ass if you don't take them off your shoes.

3 comments:

Fixer said...

... you will fall on your ass if you don't take them off your shoes.

Learn from experience? Heh ...

Comrade Misfit said...

Second-hand experience, the best kind to have.

lisahgolden said...

Those look great. I remember being hugely pregnant with my first kid and just a little paranoid about falling in the icy Chicago winters. I would have loved something like that.