Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
6 comments:
The big problem is that modern buildings don't have windows that can be opened, thanks to air conditioning, unlike 1939, where there was no air conditioning so you could open your window and step out on the 30th floor. This is good for public sanitation and public safety, since now people walking down the streets in large cities don't have to dodge falling tycoons. Still, it's rather sad to see such a great symbol of stupidity done away with because of the march of technology...
- Badtux the Bloody-minded Penguin
(Captha word: 'hoontrin'. Sounds vaguely pornographic, hmm...).
Good suggestions for Hiram Monserrate , pos de la journée. A link to the story here (can't seem to post a link correctly)
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/07/nyregion/07monserrate.html
exmixer
exmixer, in order to post a link in the comments section, you have to type in the HTML code manually.
Pain the ass, I know.
Monserrate should jump or get the Jan Masaryk treatment.
Thanks, got it now...and the pos is still s pos...
my resume
exmixer
And the entertainment continues...'My resume'??? I'm a fucking idiot. Anyway, not my resume, this life or any other, I'll figger out how to edit someday. The link is correct. This guy really is scum.
exmixer
"My resume"... HAR!
That was pretty funny.
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