Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, January 5, 2009

I Guess He Needed a Nice Place to Take a Dump

The current Secretary of the Interior, Dirk Kempthorne, spent nearly a quarter-million dollars of taxpayer money refurbishing the bathroom in his office. Considering that he got the job in May of 2006, that means it cost the Treasury roughly $300 a day to give him a nice place to go potty.

By the way, what sort of kinky fuck puts a freezer and a refrigerator in his bathroom? does he need to keep his KY and his sex toys that cold?

But that's the Party of Hoover, watching every dime of taxpayer money, so long as somebody is paying attention. If they think nobody is watching, it's spend, spend, spend.

1 comment:

megha said...

i agree he really needed a nice place.


Not Needed