Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, January 5, 2009

I Guess He Needed a Nice Place to Take a Dump

The current Secretary of the Interior, Dirk Kempthorne, spent nearly a quarter-million dollars of taxpayer money refurbishing the bathroom in his office. Considering that he got the job in May of 2006, that means it cost the Treasury roughly $300 a day to give him a nice place to go potty.

By the way, what sort of kinky fuck puts a freezer and a refrigerator in his bathroom? does he need to keep his KY and his sex toys that cold?

But that's the Party of Hoover, watching every dime of taxpayer money, so long as somebody is paying attention. If they think nobody is watching, it's spend, spend, spend.

1 comment:

megha said...

i agree he really needed a nice place.


Not Needed