Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Guess They Won't Be Deluged With Clients

Former Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho) and Chief of Staff Michael Ware are considering forming a consulting firm, the former aide confirmed on Thursday. ... According to the Idaho Statesman, Craig told a group of business executives in December that, after leaving the Senate, he planned on forming a consulting firm that focused on issues important to Western business, such as enforcement of the Endangered Species Act.
I can just see the clients beating down his door.
The former senator is reportedly also planning to write a book.
Working title: "How to Pick Up Men In an Airport Bathroom."

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