Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Airplane; Owns; Who; Someone; For; Sorry; Feel; Never

The mechanic called back. The gas leak was due to a deteriorated needle in the carburetor, or something like that. When they taxiied the airplane to the maintenance hangar, they noticed that one of the brakes was really soft, so they fixed that. They saw traces of an exhaust leak from one of the exhaust pipes, so that was three gaskets on one side, plus a few helicoils.

Oh, and the oil leak? They think the dipstick may have been loose. They're not sure, because they did tighten the hose clamps to the oil filter and it's not leaking.

Fifteen hours of labor, too.

Guess where my next paycheck is going (almost to the fraking dime).

4 comments:

Phil said...

Ouch!

One Fly said...

But you'll be safe now.

I suspect debris over a bad needle. They got this down. The primary reason they fail is because of neglect.

Anonymous said...

15 hours X $60? That'd be a bunch of money.
Gug

Comrade Misfit said...

$60/hr would be very cheap around here.