Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

GOP: Always a Class Act

The California GOP has filed a complaint with the Federal Elections Commission because Barack Obama flew to Hawaii to visit his dying grandmother.

Class act, guys. Putting out the press release on the day that Obama's grandmother died was a really nice touch.
Posted by on or about 12:13

1 comment:

Phil said...

But it's A OK for Caribou Barbie to fly clear the fuck back to Wasilla to cast her vote.
I guess the bimbo never heard of an absentee ballot.

IOIYAR needs to be snuffed out.
There seems to be a severe shortage of self awareness amongst those people.

11/04/2008 3:12 PM

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