Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

No Election Night Blogging Here

Sorry, you'll have to go elsewhere for that.

I could make myself crazy if I did that; writing about the projections and the exit polls and the lines and the bloviators.

Screw it. The real results will be out tomorrow, probably, and in enough states to wrap it up. I am going to take a shower and maybe watch a movie. If I am awake at 10PM, I'll watch some of Indecision `08.

The polls are closing soon in most of the states east of the Big Muddy, only Michigan and New York stay open until 9 PM Eastern Time. So the persuading and arguing and debating are done.

If you haven't voted and you still can, what the fuck are you doing reading this blog? Get off your ass and go vote!
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