Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

No Election Night Blogging Here

Sorry, you'll have to go elsewhere for that.

I could make myself crazy if I did that; writing about the projections and the exit polls and the lines and the bloviators.

Screw it. The real results will be out tomorrow, probably, and in enough states to wrap it up. I am going to take a shower and maybe watch a movie. If I am awake at 10PM, I'll watch some of Indecision `08.

The polls are closing soon in most of the states east of the Big Muddy, only Michigan and New York stay open until 9 PM Eastern Time. So the persuading and arguing and debating are done.

If you haven't voted and you still can, what the fuck are you doing reading this blog? Get off your ass and go vote!

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