Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

GOP: Always a Class Act

The California GOP has filed a complaint with the Federal Elections Commission because Barack Obama flew to Hawaii to visit his dying grandmother.

Class act, guys. Putting out the press release on the day that Obama's grandmother died was a really nice touch.

1 comment:

Phil said...

But it's A OK for Caribou Barbie to fly clear the fuck back to Wasilla to cast her vote.
I guess the bimbo never heard of an absentee ballot.

IOIYAR needs to be snuffed out.
There seems to be a severe shortage of self awareness amongst those people.