Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Caturday

We are holding our secret meeting. Go away, please.


"A little privacy, please?" That was just a passer-by, I've not seen this cat before or since I took that photo.


Gracie is not a skinny cat, but she was able to walk into that box, turn around and lie down.


I scoop the litter boxes twice a day and I use clumping litter. But little fragments of used litter break off the clumps and build up over time. Thursday morning, around 4AM, George communicated to me that the litter boxes needed to be changed by taking a dump next to my bed. He tried to bury it, of course, and as I have become attuned to that sound, I woke up and got rid of the turd.

I changed the litter that evening.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love your Caturday posts. I apologize, though, I laugh really hard at the angry pooping and such. I would not laugh so much if that happened here, so I feel guilty about that. Sorry.

Comrade Misfit said...

Don't feel guilty; I post those stories because they are kind of funny.

ThePoliticalCat said...

You got rid of George??? Just kidding!

ThePoliticalCat said...

dcup, it happens here regularly. Why, just last night ... on the bathroom stairs, fer crisake. What's THAT about? Fresh litter was immediately provided.