Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, September 8, 2008

McCain's True Campaign Strategy

Darkblack has it:

Just forget that McCain voted with George Bush 90% of the time, on average (and 100% so far this year).

Just forget that McCain is supposedly against partisanship, but his party has run the most hyperpartisan campaign machine since the days of Tammany Hall.

Just forget that his "anti-earmark" running mate took every earmark she could get, including all of the money to build the roads up to the Bridge to Nowhere, until it became politically inconvenient to do so.

Just forget that McCain was against the Bush tax cuts and against the use of torture before he was for them.

Just forget that McCain referred to the preachers of the Christian Right as "agents of intolerance" before he actively wooed their endorsements.

Just forget that McCain was against offshore drilling before he was for it.

Just forget that McCain's foreign policy adviser is a paid lobbyist for a foreign nation.

Just forget that McCain's campaign is staffed with all manner of lobbyists "on leave" from their jobs.

Just look into the Neuralyzer and become a "good friend" of John McCain.

(H/T to the Ornery Bastard)

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