Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Hookers and Blow

That was the name of the band that provided entertainment for a huge party thrown for the GOP delegates at their convention.

You just can't make up shit like this. Even Dave Barry could not have imagined that the GOP delegates would be dancing to Hookers & Blow.

(H/T to Get the Flick)

1 comment:

BadTux said...

The question is whether they looked like "they're subjects in some kind of cruel mass experiment involving random-firing high-voltage buttock probes" (to quote Dave Barry). Though I suppose that with all the hookers and blow, that might have interfered with the dancing. Or maybe not.