Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, September 8, 2008

"Earmarks are Bad"- - "Earmarks are Good"

Palin the candidate is against earmarks. Palin the governor is for them. Palin the governor was against the "Bridge to Nowhere" after congress moved to cut off the funding. It's easy to be against a $50 million dollar project that would benefit your home state when the project is already dead. Funny thing about all of those Republicans in Alaska; that state would freeze over without Federal money or the "free money" from the oil companies. Something like over a third of Alaskans work for the Federal or state governments in one way or another, so a goodly percentage of those "good Republicans" are hypocrites. If they so hate government, why are they holding down government jobs?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It's always the same shit, isn't it? It's okay for me, but not for you.