Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, September 26, 2008

Conservative Christian Family Values; Update

We interrupt the economic meltdown for this bulletin:

If you remember this post, then you might be interested to know that the FBI has arrested the preacher involved. Seems he was transporting minors across state lines for "sexual activity."

You may now resume worrying about what kind of job you'll be doing when you are 85 years old.

Carry on.
Posted by on or about 07:32

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

First - I'm so sickened by these religious rat bastards who claim to know god and then try to find god in some kids underpants.

Second - Do I have to resume the worry? I mean, I know I have to worry, but can't a take the afternoon off from it?

9/26/2008 3:02 PM

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