Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, August 11, 2008

Our Esteemed Moron-in-Chief

Take a look at these photos of Chimpy in the stands at the Olympics (from Huffington Post)



First off, could he look any goofier if he tried? Our Preznit at Work!

Second, notice the markings along his forearm in the first photo. Did he fall off his bike again? Fall over while choking on his food? Or was he "falling-down-drunk?"

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

If all attention is not on him, he simply cannot accept it.
He reverts to acting like a 6-year-old when Mommy has him on a time out.
He's either severely emotionally damaged or his brain is fried from too many years of boozing and drugging.

BadTux said...

Wow. That old mass murderer Henry Kissinger definitely is zonked in that second picture. I guess China is one of the few countries he has no problems flying to, what with all the warrants out for his arrest on charges of genocide and all. China probably digs him.

And yeah, I think Chimpy McDrunky's been hittin' the bottle too in that first photo... remarked on it myself on my own blog.

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Anonymous said...

I think Karen nails it.

I vote for severely emotionally damaged.

Comrade Misfit said...

BadTux, he looks plastered in that photo.