Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Coultergeist: Pumping Bilges

Ann Coulter thinks that Jews would have an easier time of it if we all became "perfected" and adopted Christianity.

Yeah. Like Christians have shown themselves to be so perfect. Only if you manage to overlook such things as institutional racism, slavery, numerous wars of aggression for religious reasons, the various inquisitions, the extermination of cultures, repeated expulsions of the Jews and, oh let's not forget the Holocaust.

Why does this skinny pathetic bag of bile and hate get any airtime on any medium other than Fixed Noise?

4 comments:

Lurch said...

I've been on both sides of this fence, and I haven't seen a great deal of moral authority in the Old Testament either. Just as Israel today is not a good example of Judaism, neither is the US, a "christian nation" very admirable.

Coulter putting himself forward as a "perfected christian" makes the Baha'i Faith look better all the time.

Anonymous said...

To answer your last question, because she'a a skinny blonde and men (even Michael Moore) want to fuck her.

Comrade Misfit said...

because she'a a skinny blonde and men (even Michael Moore) want to fuck her.

That's not saying much; a lot of guys would fuck an alligator if somebody'd hold it down.

Beyond that, if they want to bone Coulter, then they should take her our for dinner and a movie, rather than subject the rest of the English-speaking world to her irrational and hateful bloviations.

BobG said...

From what I've seen of her, it would be like banging a bag of antlers.
Never bothered reading her stuff, myself; from what I've overheard of her, she doesn't really interest me.