Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Buy the Movie Today!

I love how they advertise the living shit out of the DVD release of movies that tanked at the box office. "Deleted scenes!" "Director's cut!" "Alternate ending!" "Special commentary!"

Spare me.

I don't understand why anyone would plop down $20+ for a movie that they wouldn't spend six bucks to see at a matinée. (This comment does not apply to Serenity, which you seriously should own.)

Which is why I'm not in the movie business.