Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, September 14, 2007

Why Not an Adult for President

Next year, let's try to elect a functioning adult to replace this aged frat boy.


Calling him a "smirking chimp" could be construed as an insult to chimpanzees. What sort of retard would make a hand-sign like that while standing next to the Queen of England?

In a time when honor was taken more seriously, we'd now be at war with the British.

3 comments:

BobG said...

"In a time when honor was taken more seriously, we'd now be at war with the British."

That didn't work out very well for them the last two times. It would be even easier now.

Comrade Misfit said...

It didn't work out too well the first two times because the Brits were a little preoccupied with the French. If it hadn't have been for the French keeping them busy, they might have waxed our ass in either war.

We can't exactly count on the French anymore....

Pons Varolii wise & Cheen Aged to perection Diamond gleam said...

The so called"queen of England" abides by the very rules of that symbolic hand gesture bush flashes so well (there is a reason he does that!!You should find out..)and she has been known to do these such gestures in photo's as well... The so called "Queen of England" and the President of the US of A are of the same bloodline! Do your homework on this and you will be surprised as to what you will find....Treason. bobg is right!