Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, June 15, 2024

Time to Make T-Shirts



ETA: My brother said that the first line should read "an asshole". I'll get a round tuit.
Posted by on or about 16:20

2 comments:

w3ski said...

Speaking of which. Lots of curvy old-time highways where I live. Some are major commute routes to Sacramento. Last week a Tesla driver decided he could pass 5 cars with oncoming traffic. He decided wrong. Head on with a Toyota SUV, 2 died outright, and not sure if one was the Tesla driver. It should have been.
w3ski

6/16/2024 11:10 AM
JustMusing said...

For some reason, post Covid, I see that passing mistake made more often. I just slow down and pull the to right in case there's contact and bits everywhere.

I guess I'm a former AH! Sold it years ago - too many nannies for me, but never had any problems with it. Seeing a lot more Teslas on the roads here the in the PNW and plenty of other EV brands as well.

The latest assholery by Musk to keep his $$Billion dollar paycheck was, unfortunately, expected and believable. What a smoking toad.

6/16/2024 1:59 PM

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