Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, June 1, 2024

Why I Always Thought That the COFF Was Guilty

He hired Roy Cohn as his lawyer.

Cohn was a walking personification of a sleazeball shyster. He was the sort of fixer for rich crypto-criminals that nobody who was even remotely honest or ethical would ever need. He defrauded elderly clients, acts that finally got his scummy ass disbarred.

That tells me that FOFF always operated a criminal enterprise. It just took 50 years to finally catch his ass.

Still, there is something delicious about a political party that has prided itself for decades on being the "party of law and order" hitching its star to a convicted felon.

5 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Even Roy Cohn didn't like Fergus, said he "pisses ice water."

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Eck! said...

How many of the COFF lawyers are either disbarred or
laughing stock?

Then we have the people from his campaign...

What the felon touches either becomes a felon or worse
their career end up destroyed.

As time progressed and indictments accumulated it seemed
more likely to end up as it has.


Eck!

Vixen Strangely said...

Trump sure has had his share of lawyers in a bizarrely litigious existence. And Trump being what he is--worse is better. As for me, this case felt like a lock because if there are two things I know Trump loves, it's adultery and white-collar fraud. They were bound to spectacularly collide.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

The parable of the scorpion and the frog Captain Chaos style?
https://www.amazon.com/Everything-Trump-Touches-Dies-Republican/dp/1982103124

DGC said...

The Trump Method (TM) of picking lawyers is for men, they have to be as big an asshole as he is. For women, it's "hey, nice tits, you remind me of my daughter" How he ever went this far without a conviction is well beyond my reckoning.