Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, June 15, 2024

Either Way, I'll Happily Watch on Pay Per View

The FOFF mused about being on a sinking boat:

But I asked the boater. I said, “So let me ask you: Let’s say your boat goes down and I’m sitting on top of this big powerful battery and the boat’s going down. Do I get electrocuted?” And he said, “You know what, honestly nobody’s ever asked me that question.”

But if I’m sitting down and that boat’s going down and I’m on top of a battery, and the water starts flooding in, I’m getting concerned. But then I look ten yards to my left and there’s a shark over there. So I have a choice of electrocution or a shark. You know what I’m going to take? Electrocution. I will take electrocution every single time. Do we agree? Yeah, I will take electrocution.

Meanwhile, CEOs are starting to figure out that the Convict From Queens is a few cans short of a sixpack:

Former President Donald Trump failed to impress everyone in a room full of top CEOs Thursday at the Business Roundtable’s quarterly meeting, multiple attendees told CNBC.

“Trump doesn’t know what he’s talking about,” said one CEO who was in the room, according to a person who heard the executive speaking. The CEO also said Trump did not explain how he planned to accomplish any of his policy proposals, that person said.

Several CEOs “said that [Trump] was remarkably meandering, could not keep a straight thought [and] was all over the map,” CNBC’s Andrew Ross Sorkin reported Friday on CNBC’s “Squawk Box.”

It won't dent the Kool-Aid-Swilling Trumpanzees, they'd vote for him if he were in an irreversible coma. But there are not enough of them, alone, to elect his senile, treasonous fat ass.

Yet if he loses, quite a few will act up. Good thing that a lot of guys convicted of possessing pot have been let out of prison, we'll need the space for the Legion of Losers.

H/T

4 comments:

Eck! said...

I'm at whats a big powerful battery... Is that high voltage or
just lots of amp hours. Why would he be sitting on it?

Yes, the COFF doesn't know shit from shinola. I think I heard
the gears grinding.


Eck!

Unknown said...

The problem is, many/most of the CEOs will still donate to the same guy they privately concede is not capable. The tax cuts from his last tour de farce will expire in 2 years; they'd vote for Vampire Heydrich/Ivan the Terrible to prevent that, like the wealthy folks in the Weimar Republic assuming they could control Hitler.

Pappenheimer

dan gerene said...

Eck!, That's why all the new EVs have to have sunroofs otherwise the drivers head hits the roof while he is sitting on the battery. And it's a lot easier to see where one is going. But talking about sharks in Nevada is a bit off because Lake Mead's sharks have disappeared due to the drought. But the whales and barracuda are still hanging in there. And the UBoat Gangs have been giving a bit of trouble too especially the hi-jackers that are taking the batteries and illegally charging them at the marina.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

This is why I have 300sh at 14.8 avg of No Debate at Hypermind. Last bid is 19. Who chickens out first?

https://www.hypermind.com/home Prescience has the most money up these days.