Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, June 9, 2024

Miss Lindsey Loses His Mind and Shits on the D-Day Veterans

This is what he said:

We celebrated the 80th anniversary of D-Day. It was a failure. It was the unnecessary war, described by Winston Churchill. We had a dozen chances to stop Hitler.

If you read the transcrpt, it's pretty clear that Lindsey Graham has lost his mind. D-Day was a failure because the rest of the world didn't stop Hitler earlier? That's just fucking bananas.

Let's be clear about this, too: One of the reasons that Hitler was not stopped earlier was because Graham's party obstructed every move to do so until Germany committed geopolitical seppuku and declared war on the United States. Without that, we would have been fighting Japan and funnelling aid to the British Commonwealth and the Soviet Union over the objections of Republicans, who were as pro-isolationist and pro-fascist then as they have become again.

3 comments:

Eck! said...

An astounding demonstration of ignorance of history.
He should be taken out and flogged.


Eck!

Comrade Misfit said...

He might enjoy it.

Spud said...

It appears to me, that half of the American voting public needs flogged . For voting such ignorance into office.