Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.


ICE MURDERS PEOPLE! DEFUND ICE!

Monday, June 10, 2024

Excessing These Down, Here



Everyone who regards Dr. Fauci as a villain has revealed themself to be an idiot who
would fail an intelligence test that could be passed by any other multi-cellular organism.






3 comments:

Leo Knight said...

I haven't seen any evidence that she can boil corn.

montag said...

Is the new Ben & Jerry's flavor a guilty pleasure ?

Jones, Jon Jones said...

I can use some of those. The lady next gets a new boyfriend about every five years because she owns the house outright and doesn't want to risk common law marriage. The latest boyfriend probably won't last that long, but I predict he will last longer than the Kerch bridge.