Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, June 10, 2024

Excessing These Down, Here

Everyone who regards Dr. Fauci as a villain has revealed themself to be an idiot who
would fail an intelligence test that could be passed by any other multi-cellular organism.

3 comments:

Leo Knight said...: I haven't seen any evidence that she can boil corn.; 6/10/2024 4:19 PM
montag said...: Is the new Ben & Jerry's flavor a guilty pleasure ?; 6/10/2024 6:26 PM
Jones, Jon Jones said...: I can use some of those. The lady next gets a new boyfriend about every five years because she owns the house outright and doesn't want to risk common law marriage. The latest boyfriend probably won't last that long, but I predict he will last longer than the Kerch bridge.; 6/10/2024 10:20 PM