Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 7, 2023

Goofing These Down, Here

The following have all been stolen from Facebook.






Is Twitter worth more than a rusted-out 1994 Honda Civic, these days?
It's certainly about as useful.
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4 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=JA644rSZX1A

12/07/2023 9:55 PM
Jones, Jon Jones said...

https://getdrip.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/image_upload/image/124094/embeddable_08ad40a0-b680-4ba1-aa4c-3d274b396bd1.

12/08/2023 5:22 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

"Access denied" is what I get for that address.

12/08/2023 5:53 PM
Jones, Jon Jones said...

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/A13usaonutL._CLa%7C2140%2C2000%7C81PmkUHty%2BL.png%7C0%2C0%2C2140%2C2000%2B0.0%2C0.0%2C2140.0%2C2000.0_AC_SX466_.png

12/08/2023 8:50 PM

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