Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, December 22, 2023

Comcast Customer Retention Fail

"If you're not happy with our service, go somewhere else."

Either someone at Comcast hates their job or they don't much give a shit.

3 comments:

B said...

Comcast sucks even to pay a bill over the phone.

If I could get ANY decent internet service from anyone else (and even T-Mobil and Verizon cellular internet sucks out here) I would switch immediately.

Marc said...

Until you’re not happy, we’re not happy…

Jones, Jon Jones said...

We're Spectrum's bitch until we get fiber in the hood. 5G internet is a pipe dream.