Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, December 6, 2023

That Has to Chap Poor Kevin's Ass

He announces that he's quitting...

Two months after his historic ouster as U.S. House speaker, Republican Rep. Kevin McCarthy said Wednesday that he is resigning and will leave Congress by the end of the year.

...and not a single mention about it on the evening news.

He sold his political soul for political power and now he's just another guy whose life was wrecked by the TOFF's wake. He could have been somebody. He could have stood up for the Constitution and the country in the wake of the TOFF's failed coup. But no, he opted to suck ass to try and get along and now he's slinking out of town with even less dignity than that of George Santos.

3 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

The good news is one of, if not the best, of the GOP’s fund raisers is stepping down. I doubt he will continue to fund raise at anything near the level he was, for a party that responded to his initial overt threat to step down with a shrug, and now talks about the thinner majority rather than trying to address the problems. With the Florida-man ethics investigation going forward again, we now know why he was so strongly against Santos being kicked without conviction. Imagine the Congressional chaos if they look to be moving toward a result and Florida-man and his Freedumb Caucus buddies decide to evict Johnson…they’ll never elect a new Speaker, which would give the Freedumb Caucus exactly what they want…uh oh.

Eck! said...

I suggest he should commit harakiri seppaku on this day of infamy.
In many cases it was the only answer to just following orders.
It was never a case of little Kevin actually leading.


Eck!

Comrade Misfit said...

Not going to happen. McCarthy's main political talent is being a frictionless and cowardly weathervane.