Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 14, 2023

Shorter Gym Jordan: A Rule For Me and a Rule For Thee
(An Entry From the Beclowning Files)

He defied a congressional subpoena and he's mad because Hunter Biden has defied his subpoena.

Ol' Gym said that the subpoena he got was a "partisan political stunt", which are words that perfectly describe his subpoena to Hunter, as he and his party of partisan seditionists pursue an evidence-free impeachment inquiry.

The central point, though, is that Gym and the rest of his caucus don't get out of bed and take a shit unless so instructed by the TOFF. Their mouths don't move unless the TOFF wiggles his fingers.

1 comment:

Eck! said...

They do it and claim rights not in existence and then get PO'd when someone does it to them they wail, gnash, and moan... Mostly moan.


Rethugs, they can't finish anything.


Eck!