Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, April 9, 2023

Nothing Political About This, No Sirree


You can bet the farm that if the rally had been a MAGA event or a pro-2A demonstration that Abbott would be seeking to expedite the perp's date with Old Sparky.

9 comments:

B said...

Pretty much no matter who you are, no matter how you slice it, the evidence shows that this was not a good shoot by Perry.

I can't see the State Board of Pardons and Parole recommending it to Abbott.

Ten Bears said...

It will live longer in prison ...

Stewart Dean said...

It takes the utmost integrity and honesty to admit you are wrong, much less to acknowledge that your acts are leading you into darkness...and evil...and to change.
This the GOP "leadership" and its base have not got. As Milton had Lucifer say, so it is with them, that's it's better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven.

We have a cancer in the body politic; may we manage to stop its spread.

CenterPuke88 said...

Sorry B, all the Board of Pardons was appointed by Abbott or Perry (while Abbott was Texas AG). They are already reviewing the case, despite the fact a sentence hasn’t even been issued. They will recommend a pardon.

JustMusing said...

I guess he can join KR for a beer at Get Out of Murders bar.

https://www.tmz.com/2021/01/08/kyle-rittenhouse-has-beer-at-bar-with-free-as-f-shirt-on/

MarkS said...

Rittenhouse is riding high at this point, having not yet encountered the civil side of the law. This guy , if he's pardoned, will ride the same trail.Might have some brief celebrity on the wingnut circuit, but ultimately a grease spot.

Comrade Misfit said...

As OJ found out, beating the rap isn’t the end of the story. Same for Robert Blake.

dan gerene said...

This story reminds me of one from some years ago. In Texas a repo-man was in the act of a legal repossession when, as he was driving away the "owner" took out a rifle and shoot through the pick-up's cab, killing him. The jury found him not guilty even though the bank actually owned the vehicle. Their version of a person's rights seem to be very one sided.

CenterPuke88 said...

Some new social media posts have been released after the judge unsealed the case…Greg may have a little bit of an issue now, but I’m sure he’ll double down.