Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, December 21, 2022

As the Bow of the RMS Titanic Slipped Beneath the Waves of the Dark and Icy North Atlantic, the Captain Was Heard to Cry Out: “If Any of You Bloody Arseholes Thinks That You Can Do a Better Job Than I, You Are Bloody Well Welcome to Try!”

Elon Musk said Tuesday that he plans on remaining as Twitter’s CEO until he can find someone willing to replace him in the job.

Musk’s announcement came after millions of Twitter users asked him to step down in an unscientific poll the billionaire himself created and promised to abide by.

“I will resign as CEO as soon as I find someone foolish enough to take the job!” Musk tweeted. “After that, I will just run the software & servers teams.

Same shit, different century.

4 comments:

dinthebeast said...

So now he is confronted with the decision of whether to pick someone who will run the company or someone who will own the libs. And yes I believe them to be close to mutually exclusive.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Eck! said...

Seems like the usual...

Make us money or get someone that will.

With 44 billion at stake, money talks. Loudly!



Eck!

Ten Bears said...

I'm still not unconvinced Xi and the Sauds, maybe even Vlad the Imploder or NuttyYahoo, set him up to it. In light of the value it has been to the opposition in those countries as a quick and relatively secure line of communication. In our Amero, our Anglo-Eurocentrisms we tend to lose sight of everything else in the world. He didn't just screw it up for us ...

Sikhandtake Rakhuvar said...

" Musk tweeted. 'After that, I will just run the software & servers teams.' ”

Those teams are what Musk gutted, and whose undoubtedly newly-created incapacity to keep things running will doom Twitter anyway. A new CEO will just be the unfortunate figurehead who gets to take credit for the crash, allowing Musk to pretend to be totally innocent.