Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, December 16, 2022

The Latest Grift from The Asset

He had a major announcement: NFT trading cards, for $99, for sale by the lunatic who thinks that he was a better president than pikers like Lincoln and Washington.

There's a sucker born every minute and The TOFF found 45,000 or so of them.

No word as to whether Cards Against Humanity will sue for infringement.

Stephen Colbert suggests that the set should be named Gropéman, with Pikacoup. Jimmy Kimmel said that there are already Trump trading cards; they're called "subpoenas". Colbert also said this: “In a way, this is all kind of gratifying to me, because a monster who tried to install himself as our fascist strongman is now reduced to hawking a line of trading cards. It’s like if Hitler escaped the bunker and released Mein Komic Book.”

4 comments:

DTWND said...

P T Barnham is proven correct once again. One born every minute.

Dale

Eck! said...

Inspired by The Boys.. most are all bad..

Trading cards was so elementary school and the gum sucked.

Eck!

montag said...

It remains to be seen if Benedict Orange will see a penny of the proceeds or the organizer of this farce will have a very Merry Christmas.

Glen Tomkins said...

Laugh all you want, but I'm buying one of these cards as an insurance policy in case he manages to return to power.