Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, December 17, 2022

Suck It, Elon

Elon Musk, aka Space Karen, is now going to have to buy Reddit.

Elon's jet is currently over Cody, WY, heading 057degT at FL 410.

ETA: He apparently flew to Qatar to see the finale of the World Cup.

3 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

Cross posted without comment
SAN FRANCISCO (The Borowitz Report)—Shortly after Twitter suspended accounts that were tracking billionaires’ private planes, including Elon Musk’s, a new poll shows that most people who seek Musk’s precise location are doing so to avoid him.

The poll, from the University of Minnesota’s Opinion Research Institute, reveals that a visceral fear of encountering Elon Musk is what drives eighty-nine per cent of those who follow his movements.

dinthebeast said...

Space Karen got voted off of the island. Now let's see whether he actually leaves. I think he might, as the whole thing is turning out to be too much like work for his tender sensibilities.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Comrade Misfit said...

He’s back home in Austin. Reason #45,732 to never visit Texas (Space Karen lives there).