Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
3 comments:
Flying from texas to another shithole state, yep two seats.
Either that or none, no seats citing flying may be a risk to the
pre-child. Or maybe the woman is going to a disallowed
abortion state.
We can go all dystopian with this. >sarc<
Eck!
Clever. Multiple personality types will be charged for each persona.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
'Two seat charges for you.'
The current opinions of Texas lawyers are pretty wide ranging. The mast basic issue is the Texas Transportation Code doesn’t match the Penal Code on personhood. Until the Lege matches the two up, fun little edge cases like this will generate plenty of billable hours for someone. The Officer said it didn’t count unless the second person was outside her body, which makes some interesting possibilities…how much outside? If a couple are copulating in a vehicle in the HOV lane, are they then just a single occupant under this troopers view? Fun, fun, fun.
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