Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, July 30, 2022

Jon Stewart Talks About Cancun Cruz (and the Rest of His Caucus of Venal Assholes)

He points out that the bill has not changed since those fuckwads first voted for the bill in June:

At this point, any veteran who votes for any one of those 42 Republicans should then rip up their DD-214.

1 comment:

JustMusing said...

I'd like to insult Cruz the schmooz to his face. But getting on a plane to where? Damn. Hawleying his ass away to hide out again. Coward!

His no vote on the Pact Act is a complete and utter dishonor to All our veterans and the most fucking shameful, disrespecting, despicable disregard of their needs. And I'm not lashing out because I'm a veteran. It's because Cruz did vote no and then had to emphasize his action as if it were the most awesome thing he had ever done.

Well, Ted Cruz, you are the scum of the scum of the planet.

I can only hope John will continue to bring it and Cruzify you until you're gone or you get your frontal lobes fixed and become a human being again.

Not holding out much hope for that, though. You will most likely remain an unfettered and festering sore on the world.