Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, July 31, 2022

Happy Birthday, Rorge

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3 comments:

Ten Bears said...

LOL ~ what was the dog's name? The talking dog, that uttered Rorge in what should go viral as a needle skip. And where's my flying car!? I was promised a flying car!

[Kinda' spendy, flying motorcycle]

7/31/2022 9:23 AM
DTWND said...

Astro

Dale

7/31/2022 11:43 AM
Eck! said...

The dog I know was rastro in pronunciation rather than Astro. ;)

Sally and Jane never mind Cogswell and Spacely.

My favorite line:

500 channels and still nothing to watch!


Eck!

8/01/2022 5:13 PM

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