Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, July 16, 2022

MAGA Fraudster

A MAGA lunatic spray-painted BLM/Antifa graffiti on his garage, then set fire to his camper van, garage and other vehicles in order to try to scam his insurer out of over $300,000.

Said fraudster also conned people into givign him money via a GoFundMe campaign.

Hope you enjoy your stay in stir, Asswipe.

5 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Good insurance investigator makes the cops look like the amateurs they are ...

Birdchaser said...

Probably a piece of shit democrat & you fucking unAmerican asshole knows it.

Comrade Misfit said...

Birdchaser, you are now on the banhammer list. Go somewhere else where your low-wattage style of arguing is welcome.

Eck! said...

Arson the crime of sick desperate people.

MAGA, Make Assoles Grovel again.


Eck!

Nebris said...

Well, Trump is The Grifter in Chief...