Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, July 25, 2022

Trump Flags

All of these are available on Amazon:






4 comments:

Leanna said...

These are so good. But I would rather have a sticker.

Antibubba said...

U like that first one, but I'd be afraid to fly it. They ARE cultists, after all.

w3ski said...

Here in the small town of Jackson Ca. we have a Rethug flag store, still. All the F' Brandon and pro tRump flags you could ever imagine are for sale there. I cringe every time I have to drive by, and it's on a main street.
If someone with a can of lighter fluid and a lighter would just take an interest.
The town could get cleaned up in a matter of minutes with the way those nylon flags burn.
Just a saying
w3ski

Pete said...

California probably doesn't need any more fires!

Pete