Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, July 23, 2022

Caturday

Chip waits for food:

For years, he's been a grazer. Then he stopped eating most dry food. I took him to the vet a couple of weeks ago. His teeth were fine, his bloodwork was good. The vet gave him a low-dose shot of Convenia just in case.

Since then, he's been sucking down his food as though he were a dog.

3 comments:

dan gerene said...: If he starts barking at any strange noise and gets happy and excited when he sees a leash then it is time to really worry.; 7/23/2022 6:27 AM
Eck! said...: How bout a couple of bars of FEED ME from The Little Shop of Horrors.

Eck!; 7/23/2022 10:39 AM
Grey Wolf said...: Excellent news.; 7/23/2022 3:07 PM