Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Meanwhile, in Texas


Slybrarian said...

That water sure is deep.

The New York Crank said...

I hope they shoot every lotter they can find, just so long as they leave us looters alone.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

dinthebeast said...

I only hope that they shoot better than they spell.

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

I knew there was a faction of Texans who opposed the regressive nature of the Lottery system. I just don't want them shooting lotters because those are innocent hard-working people addicted to the dream of instant wealth at the expense of... oh, those guys are idiots who can't spell? Sigh. Nevermind.

Stewart Dean said...

+1 dinthebeast

CenterPuke88 said...

The "Master Race", Texas Chapter

Tod Germanica said...

Lotters wife looked back and turned to stone.

DTWND said...

Proud graduates of the Texas public school system, the one that denies actual science. Nothin bu reedin, rightin, and rithmatic!