Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Delay of Game



The cat might have brought some luck.
Posted by on or about 09:45
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5 comments:

w3ski said...

The poor cat. I loved seeing the over confident person actually meet a real cat close up and personal.
I know that feeling too.
w3ski

8/10/2017 10:45 AM
Tod Germanica said...

I know that groundskeeper's pain quite well from getting too familiar with YellowBoy, my beautiful clip-ear 'feral freedom' cat. A short course of amoxicillin and more careful interaction worked with WB, who crave the lovin'- but only so far. Groundskeepers, tote out the heavy leather gloves for use dogging down terrified kitty cats fer chrissake, they're all heavily armed with tooth, tongue and claw and they're not afraid to use them.

8/10/2017 12:42 PM
dinthebeast said...

These guys use special bags to rescue cats from trees...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2HlZ9rdiHE

Although it might be a bit much to ask a baseball team to keep such a bag around on the off-chance that a cat needs catching.

-Doug in Oakland

8/10/2017 2:01 PM
CenterPuke88 said...

Cardinals are searching for their "rally cat".

8/10/2017 5:34 PM
DTWND said...

If only someone could find a glove, perhaps made of thick leather, maybe even one for the right hand and another for the left hand somewhere in that stadium. Hmmm. I wonder where you'd find stuff like that????

On another note, back when I lived in Texas, I needed to give our cats their flea baths. The first two were difficult to do over the tub with their fussing and my back began to ache. On the third and final cat, I got the bright idea to put on my bathing suit, take the cat into the shower stall, close the door, and turn on the water. I quickly realized I didn't want to be the climbing pole, albeit a bit late. Took em to the groomers after THAT lesson.

Dale

8/11/2017 9:15 AM

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