Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Really Brave Trump Supporters

It takes a really brave man to punch a elderly woman in the face, especially when she is wearing an oxygen mask and carrying an oxygen tank.

4 comments:

The New York Crank said...

If it was a young, healthy male his own age, he wouldn't have thrown the punch because like, you know, civilization. But a 69-year-old woman breathing out of an oxygen tank — she was askin' for it.

Yours crankily,
The New YOrk Crank

Iron City said...

Punching a 69 year old on oxygen pretty much fits my definition of deplorable.

BadTux said...

If Trump supporters don't want to be tarred as being part of a "basket of deplorables", they need to quit doing deplorable shit like this.

Just sayin'.

Paul W said...

"She used AIR on me!"
(gasp from the crowd)
"I'm lucky to be alive..."