Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, September 18, 2016

Yard Signs

In my drives and strolls, I've seen a lot of yard signs promoting various candidates: Governor, senator, congressman, county assessor, lieutenant governor (who wants that job) and so forth.

But I rarely ever see a yard sign for any of the presidential candidates.

That tells me something, but I'm not sure what.

5 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Maybe that nobody wants their house vandalized?

-Doug in Oakland

Joe said...

Alas, yes. I wanted to put up the only Clinton/Kaine sign in Shenandoah County, but my wife vetoed it for that reason.

I'm not seeing yard signs in town. Out on the back roads I see occasional Trump signs, obviously printed by Bob Goodlatte's organization.

w3ski said...

I've seen no Hillary signs and only one tRump sign, so far anyway. The tRump sign is on a steep hill above the road and behind a chain link fence. I suppose they feel safe to display it in those surroundings. The local Hardware store however has had Tea Party flags up for years now. It seems that in the free air and rain, the Tea Party colors 'do run'. The American flag, next to the yellow rag is years old and Never fades. Those yellow rags have been replaced multiple times now. Typical.
w3ski

Paul W said...

the passions for the Presidency are pretty high. I am dreading putting out my Hillary sign next to my Florida Gators alum yard flag.

Paul W said...

There is a house in Mulberry FL decorated with Trump (and Rick Scott) signs and it's got half the windows boarded up while a super-truck that rednecks worship sits in the open driveway. I don't think anybody's vandalizing that place.