Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Brave, Brave, Brave Governor Christie

When a blizzard was on the way,
Governor Christie bravely ran away.
Snow was mounding over his head,
Governor Christie turned and fled.
He boarded a plane,
He left his house,
He's down in Orlando,
With Mickey Mouse.
Brave, brave, brave Governor Christie.
I don't understand why New Jersey has a lieutenant governor if both the governor and lieutenant governor are both absent from the state at the same time. It certainly allowed the president of the state senate, a democrat, to look pretty good in comparison.

Across the river in New York City, it's no shock that the streets where powerful politicians and the rich folk live were plowed first.

1 comment:

Old Sarge said...

The Lt. Governor's position was created here in NJ to take over if the Governor is unable to fulfill his duties long term. Prior to this, the State Senate Pres. would have been running the state until a special election could have been held, which would take months.

One of them should have been present though, we knew this storm was coming for a week.