Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

If the Zadroga (9-11 First Responders) Bill Passes, Guess Who Fox News Credits?

At least, according to Shepard Smith: Jon Stewart.

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

Shep's probably stepping over the line. He'll likely keep his job, because he's like the one black friend a racist keeps so he won't look racist.

A more suspicious mind might think he's there to suck reasonable minds into the Fox trap, for later squishing and staining and corrupting.

Comrade Misfit said...

I don't think that would work, for Fox and the rest of the Murdoch empire owns the GOP whole. Almost everything they ever say or do is in service to gaining and keeping political power for the benefit of Murdoch.

In nations where there is no opposition party, like China, the Murdoch empire sucks up to the controlling party.