Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, December 18, 2010

The Needle on the Irony Meter Just Snapped Off.

May Our Dear and Fluffy Lord save us all:
U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann, vying for a leadership position in the new Republican-controlled Congress, was given a new spot on the House Intelligence Committee on Friday.
Sometimes you just can't out-snark the truth.

(H/T)

6 comments:

Phil said...

Kinda gives "intelligence" a new meaning, doesn't it?

Eck! said...

Now we have proof, No intelligence there.

Eck!

montag said...

Somebody had to replace Pete Hoekstra as the official "Loose Lips" member.

BadTux said...

It appears that lack of intelligence is a requirement for being a Republican member of the House Intelligence Committee. Just sayin'.

- Badtux the Fact-noticin' Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

And we now also will have chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee who formerly provided material support to a terrorist group!

squatlo said...

Bachmann is the GOP's answer to the question no one ever asked...
Never thought anyone could make Palin look like an intellectual, but damn, she's got what it takes.